We woke up to a delicious breakfast. Another miracle happened: Paul ate BACON.
Fake vegetarian!!! hahaha. He suddenly had this sheepish look about him and when we asked what was wrong, a quick survey of his plate revealed.... dundundundun. BACON. Yes, meat is murder.
DELICIOUS MURDER.
Porky Pig is not happy, Mary-san.After breakfast we trudged back to our room for some
serious Jcracking. Egg and Patty left for a quick swim under the scorching sun.
Burn, bebe. Burn. The others continued to Jcrack over the lameness of Ryo's "Oh sh*!" , the magic of
Cirque du Soleil JE concerts, the pedo-worthy Yuto bunny, and the koala bear(!!!) aka Nakamaruuuuuuuuuuu. Ok, the last part was mostly done by yours truly. xDDD

We were still Jcracking when my relatives started arriving for lucnk. WAHAHA. More foooood. xD And watermelons! Holy crap. I can't remember much except that Manong Angelo hid the sylvanna--- because he's evil like that. I do remember that I had a major camwhoring moment
with the watermelon. I wasn't even going to eat one, but watching Kor, Miles, and Paul munching on those watery goodies by the courtyard made me want to join in--- for some camwhoring! I couldn't help it. The scene reminded me of Japan for some reason, especially since a nearby door looked like shinto shrine. *u*

After lunch, we.... napped? I forgot! hahaha.
OH YEAAAH... We watched "She's The Man", one of my all-time favorite flicks. We weren't able to finish it though since we had to prepare for mass...
We didn't go directly to mass actually. We stopped by one of my many, many lolas house. I've been there several times, but its exquisitely preserved old Filipino architecture always
amazes me! I was going to say "ancient Filipino architecture", but the house wasn't a cave... and there were no spears...
or Steven Straits with dreadlocks...... Anyhoo! We had some old Filipino camwhoring!
As always. We also checked out the guestbook, which was littered with interesting personalities like this guy from CNN and our very own
CAFA Dean! hahaha. Small world.

Then, we went to Mass while Miles and Paul roamed around. That didn't last long because they were already waving at us from the sides during the middle part of the celebration. They took photos of us during the Mass!
WTH. Haha. I told the others not to look, but as you can see........ xDDD

SAKPAN!The best part of Bantayan's Holy Week celebration...
next to the food... is the procession of the caros.
I KID! That caros pwn the whole week actually. Rather than joining the actual procession, I took them to another lola's house (WAHAHA. I have many lola's), where we ate
PASTILLEMAS!!! I mean... pastillas filled with yema. Many my friends weren't big caro fans, so most of the time they sat down on the couches in the
super humid sala while a few of us stayed by the windows. They should have been with us because it was breezy! HA.
Nanay came over for a while, bringing along the ever pretty
Tegonyan Elaine, who's real name is
Edward(!). Swoon. haha.
I'm having a Twilight moment. Leave me be.Then more caros.
Then we ate dinner at my grandma's house! My
real one this time. ;P
The trip home was kind of
creepy because there almost no lights around us, just trees, trees, and trees. Sometimes there would be people walking along the side of the road and that would creep me out a bit since I tend to imagine them
without faces and other horrible stuff like that. I think this was the night when Egg
saw something behind one of the tress. WOOOOOOOOO. Maybe it was
Angel Locsin!!!!!!!!!!
We fangirled some more when we got home before succumbing to the Sandman's tricks.

EVERYONE IS YOUR RELATIVE IN BANTAYAN.This is true! If you're from Bantayan, then you're most likely related to half the town or something. haha. I can't even count how many times we had to stop because I had to greet a relative or go inside someone's house. Even Paul who is from
PANGASINAN found out that he had relatives there. WHUT?!